Dude. This took forever.
"So, I spent aalll this time making a gift for (insert soon-to-be ex-friend's name here) and they just tossed it aside like 'whatever' and didn't even seem to appreciate it! Grrrr..." I've come across such plaintive blog entries and comments more than a few times in my DIY days. Since Christmas is approaching, and since I know lots of you are gonna be stitching up gifts (HINT), I thought these might come in handy. You won't have to say a word. Just bat your eyes innocently, exuding nothing but the spirit of giving-givy-ness and let the label say what you want to (but probably shouldn't).
And by the way...
Remember the ribbon I brought back from Paris? You should, since it sold out before I could even hit "send" on the newsletter (I'm not really exaggerating). Here is more "Fait Avec Amour" (Made With Love) ribbon for you!