More woven labels! Make sure folks are hip to your dry humor. "UH. No, I don't really like ducks with bows around their necks. I was being ironic." These labels ensure you don't suffer some horrible misunderstanding of what you actually think is cool. Do you really care? No, but you just want to help others get the joke, and avoid their own embarrassment right? Riiight.
Some hugs and kisses in plain black and white never hurt anyone.
(Hugs and kisses are still cool, aren't they?)